At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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