once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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