bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
In other news, I just burned my penis
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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