I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
this hospital has no fireball
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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