is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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