You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style