So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?