question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
