she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.