Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You coming home soon, man?
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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