70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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