I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Drake has all the answers
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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