Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
