bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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