I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
be right there i have to get my cape
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
God, I missed his penis.
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