Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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