remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
wow bdsm is so cute
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