"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
