ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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