Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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