yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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