They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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