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(314): View more from Missouri

so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

(214): View more from Texas

take advantage of an intern

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(203): View more from Connecticut

if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.

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(541): View more from Oregon

you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna

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(407): View more from Florida

Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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(516): View more from New York

Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...

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(503): View more from Oregon

i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.

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(845): View more from New York

You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.

(252): View more from North Carolina

Wow..I bet that tasted bad.

(919): View more from North Carolina

Not tasted.

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