They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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