I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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