we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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