woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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