She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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