You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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