wat bout pragnant strippers??
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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