so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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