We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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