Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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