Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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