Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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