i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I need to align my fucking chakras
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