Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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