I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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