Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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