Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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