in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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