I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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