i already hear my dad disowning me
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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