Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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