dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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