You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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