she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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