weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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