yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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