I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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