There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I had to cum in my sink.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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