Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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