is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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