are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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