Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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