I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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