Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
