Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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