I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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