I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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