But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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